Start with the incident routine, then run three deliberately small experiments. The goal is to make each decision explainable with an observation and a test.

What was actually tested?

The lab ran in an AI-assisted isolated Linux workspace with Python 3.12.14 on 29 September 2026 UTC. All three experiments passed their assertions. This is not a claim of testing on Romeo’s miniPC, a customer environment, or a production service.

The download includes the script, configuration, README, captured transcript, and a GitLab CI example. The CI example has not been run against a live GitLab instance here.

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What to do after the last note

Rerun it in your own disposable Linux or WSL environment. Record the version and output, then use the checklist to apply the reasoning to a change you are authorized to make.